yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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