Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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