what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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