these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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