what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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