A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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