Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He? As in you personified your dick?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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