Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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