I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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