I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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