can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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