Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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