I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
MIDGETS
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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