THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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