Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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