Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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