I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
