glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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