The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
