You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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