people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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