what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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