When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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