Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
There's even glitter on my cock...
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