she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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