i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
