dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
