I'm really into asian looking animals
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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