What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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