Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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