I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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