Pappa wants mamma naked
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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