I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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