Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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