i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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