McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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