i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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