just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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