I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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