Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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