They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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