isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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