I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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