butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Say something about gay babies.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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