what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize