Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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