You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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