Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it's like iHOP with fire
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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