If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
our cab driver is having phone sex.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
