**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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