It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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