Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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