But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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