On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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