well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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