How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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