One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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